Delaware Feather Angels

List packed up his bollocks and left the country today heading for sunny Peru. This much needed vacation for the manager could not come at a worse time for the fans as it seems the Feather Angels may have just found form. The Angels managed to scrape a win away from home two weeks ago against top of the league side Silkworm. It’s believed that List wants time to reflect on the only victory of the season and try and figure out what was so good about the team that Sunday. The lethargic and fed up Club Treasurer also informed us “getting laid” was on the top of List’s agenda.

It’s been confirmed the Midfield titan is a Pleb!

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Delaware Feather Angels are in turmoil as they lose their 9th game in a row. Sunday’s game started well for the Angels as Lewi Village managed to squeeze one through Woolpacks keeper in the opening minute. Unfortunately this moment of brilliance was counter attacked instantly and for the next 88 minutes Woolpack FC dominated. The hopes and dreams of the league 5 Title are now a distant dream for the boys in Pink, finishing bottom of the league with zero points and minus 100+ goal difference is more the reality.

Delaware received the battering of their life last week as they lost 13-1 to North Street Tavern. Most of the team blame the poor sportsmanship of the former “Midfield Titan”, Darren Tharby for the result, while others blame the incompetence and stupidity of reserve keeper Jimbonium Ball. Despite what individuals think, it can be deduced that Delaware Feather Angels were just utter appalling. With very little natural ability and football talent available in the team, Manager Ashley List is struggling to find the winning formula. There is limited hope for DFA fans other than a localised Chernobyl type disaster where by the radiation causes the team’s brains to mimic the behaviours of Sean Johnson or Dan Kelso.